If you middle-mouse click on them, they'll open in a lovely new tab, so you can inspect the camel's grin in ultra-resolution. The small gallery of shots, from E3 that we somehow missed, has a peek at the Egypt campaign. I'll forever remain a bystander, but given how pretty the games are I'm okay with that. Not everyone gets a second chance to conquer the Roman Empire. Remastered to 4K with multiple improvements to visuals as well as refinements to gameplay, it’s time to revisit a true classic. I've always wanted to get into the Total War games because of that silly level of detail, but alas not even the carefully modeled eyelids of a handsome and smiling camel of war is enough to allow my brain to absorb what's needed to succeed at Total War. Total War: ROME REMASTERED lets you relive the legacy that defined the award-winning strategy game series.

The only way to stop them is to put them down.

At last, he could talk about his game without having to worry about tactics! Fact #1: the elephants have an internal rage meter, and they will occasionally go mad with blood lust. I then demanded to know things about the game that people might otherwise have missed, and Al got all excited. At this point he asked me if I knew what I was looking at, and I confessed that I might as well be watching EastEnders. The demo consisted of me standing behind the wonderfully hatted Al Bickham (disclaimer: we once shared a bed) as he sent elephants screaming through lines of whoever-his-enemies-were.

I had a brief demo of Total War: Rome 2 at Rezzed.

Total war rome 2 demo